For your math convenience:

Print this handy, groovy toilet newspaper conversion table and take information technology with you shopping adjacent time.

Yous might also want to take your calculator.

Y'all might also want to accept a baseball bat to striking your caput repeatedly.

Or you could just employ your shoe.

Can I only say…..WHY CHARMIN?

Why is information technology necessary to produce viii products that are actually just one production in variable sizes?

It is similar they invented their own world over there at The Charmin and things just got out of control.

Get-go they invented the regular whorl. I may have not done proper research for this ground breaking piece of crap investigational blogging, but I don't find an accepted world broad standard for toilet paper roll size (metric or otherwise).

Then, they merely named it.

Then they thought…gee, I think information technology would exist great to take something a twice the size,

and then two and a half times the size

and so 4 TIMES THE SIZE.

Cease the madness Charmin.

Next matter nosotros know we will be carting home big wheels of toilet newspaper the size of truck tires that are 64 times the size of the fictional regular roll.

Then they went on to price each roll differently.

Then they went on to package each roll differently.

Then they market their production to mommies that are suffering from sleep deprivation and tin can't do advanced math in their heads continuing in the paper product aisle at Target supervising 3 children who are independently making their own selections of plates, plastic spoons and drawing graphic symbol decorated paper towels while screaming loudly and calling for a game of hide and become seek.

OH! And one time you practice choose your mega packet (not to exist confused with the mega roll which is 4 times the size of a regular curlicue)…it Volition NOT FIT IN THE CART. Only carry it nether your arm while wrangling the three kids and pushing the cart (do I need to draw a moving picture?).

Conspiracy?

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She is the co-author of 101 Kids Activities that are the Bestest, Funnest Ever! and The 101 Coolest Simple Science Experiments.

She is the mom of 3 boys ages 13, fifteen & 17 who partially homeschools. She believes that you shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when there is a kitchen junk drawer full of possibilities.